Get Off My Lawn

Speed 6 on a scale-one hull. The Get Off My Lawn is less a ship and more an engine with a cockpit bolted to it. Rim engineers stripped everything that wasn't an engine, a weapon mount, or technically required for pilot survival — and they had a generous definition of "technically." Zero defense hardpoints, one point of armor, no shield regeneration. The 80-unit fuel tank gives it exactly 13 jumps before it's drifting, which is fine — it's not designed to chase anyone across the galaxy. It's designed to make anyone within 13 jumps of Rim space reconsider their life choices.